Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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