So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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