He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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