He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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