woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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