I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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