Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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