we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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