So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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