Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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