he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Terrible idea I love it
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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