I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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