everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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