I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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