i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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