Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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