this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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