Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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