...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
