I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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