So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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