I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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