as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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