I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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