i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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