Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
