Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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