The beer is more important than you right now.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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