You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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