i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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