so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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