im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
love makes seman taste better
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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