He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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