ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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