awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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