I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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