She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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