i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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