at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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