Even the bartender felt bad for me
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
He has the fingertips of a God
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