google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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