We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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