On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i need an iv and a liver transplant
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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