I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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