this beer tastes like vomit already
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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