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two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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