omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
3pm strippers are depressing
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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