Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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