Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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