fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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