office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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